I.O.U

"We don't have any money with us today, so um, well this is an I.O.U okay? We'll leave a tip next time."

*Of course you will, just like the time before, oh and before that, and that?* "Oh, that's fine. Gotta do what you gotta do"

Newsflash: I called my credit card company and they wont accept I.O.U's as a form of payment. Luckily, they do take those little bible pamphlets I keep getting instead of real MONEY. Sheesh, that was a close one!